FUNNY GOAT QUOTES

“Why did the goat cross the road? To get to the other pasture!”

“I goat this!”

“I’m the G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time!”

“Life is better with a goat.”

“You’ve goat to be kidding me!”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a goat person.”

“I’m a baaaaaad influence.”

“I’ve goat enough problems already.”

“I’m feeling a little bleat today.”

“I’m a goat, not a sheep. I don’t follow the flock.”

“I don’t always eat everything, but when I do, it’s everything in sight.”

“Goats don’t dance, they hoof it.”

“A goat in hand is worth two in the pasture.” FALL COFFEE QUOTES

“I don’t need a therapist, I have goats.”

“When life gives you lemons, trade them for goat cheese.”

“Goat milk: because cows are too mainstream.”

“I’m not stubborn, I’m just a goat.”

“Goats may not change the world, but they’ll change your day.”

“I kid you not.”

“Let’s get together and bleat about our problems.”

“No one puts goat in a corner.”

“I’m counting my blessings, and they’re all goats.”

“I’m too cute to be kidding.”

“You can’t goat wrong with a goat pun.”