FUNNY FISHING QUOTE

“There’s always a bigger fish. But I’m not here for them, I’m here for the good story.”

“Fishing is a jerk on one end of a line waiting for a jerk on the other.”

“When in doubt, fish it out.”

“A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.”

“A fisherman is a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other.”

“Fish tremble when they hear my name.”

“Some people fish all their lives without knowing it’s not the fish they are after.”

“It’s better to have a bad day of fishing than a good day of doing anything else.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”

“Fishing is like golfing, you’re only competing with yourself.”

“Fishing is perfect for those who like quiet and solitude. In other words, it’s the perfect hobby for serial killers.”

“There’s no shame in fishing for the sake of fishing.”

“If fishing is a religion, then fly fishing is high church.” QUOTES ABOUT FOOLS SHAKESPEARE

“A fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.”

“Fisherman’s paradise: a place where no one knows your name.”

“Fishing is not about the fish, it’s about the experience.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just a fisherman.”

“I’m not just a fisherman, I’m a therapy patient.”

“Fishing is cheaper than therapy, and you get more fish.”

“I’m not sure what my favorite thing about fishing is, but I’m pretty sure it’s the beer.”

“Fishing is the only sport where the opponent does not know they are participating.”

“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach him to fish and he’ll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.”

“Why do fish wear suits? They work in the business of scales.”

“I love fishing. No, I’m not addicted, I can quit anytime I want. I just don’t want to.”