“Fish: a creature that doesn’t know why it’s wet, but keeps swimming anyway.”

“Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.”

“A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other.”

“What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!”

“I’m hooked on fishing, but I don’t want to tackle the big ones.”

“Why don’t fish like basketball? They always get netted!”

“The difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.”

“Fish do not think about water until they are out of it.”

“Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.”

“Why did the fisherman call his boat ‘Soda’? Because it was a Pop Up.”

“Fishing: A jerky way to get your mind off things.”

“Why don’t sharks live in a bubble? Because they’d pop it.”

“Why don’t fish play instruments? They don’t know how to tune-a-fish.” SPARK ENERGY QUOTE

“Fishermen don’t tell lies, they just exaggerate the truth.”

“What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? The bass guitar.”

“Why are fish such bad tennis players? Because they always get caught at the net.”

“Why don’t fish complain about their work? They are just happy to be hooked up.”

“Fish are like gym memberships, they cost money and you never use them.”

“What’s the most musical fish? A tuna-eating drummer.”

“Why did the fisherman quit his job? He was hooked on something else.”

“What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.”

“Fish are like family members, they stink but you can’t get rid of them.”

“The early fisherman catches the worm… bait, I mean bait.”

“Why don’t fish go to school? They don’t want to get caught in a net.”