FUNNY CHEF QUOTES

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

“I have a love-hate relationship with cooking, but I mostly love to eat.” – Anonymous

“Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.” – Harriet van Horne

“I have a kitchen because it came with the house, and I use it to microwave my frozen dinners.” – Anonymous

“I like cooking, but only if someone else cleans up after me.” – Anonymous

“I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.” – Julia Child

“I’m not a chef, I’m just someone who loves to eat.” – Anthony Bourdain

“I’m not a chef, but I pretend to be one at home.” – Anonymous

“I never trust a skinny chef.” – Anonymous

“I cook with a wine glass in one hand, and a cookbook in the other.” – Anonymous

“I could be a chef, if not for my love of eating junk food.” – Anonymous

“I’m a better cook than I am a chef.” – Anonymous

“I don’t always cook, but when I do, I make sure it’s worth the messy kitchen.” – Anonymous SPREUKEN CHRISTELIJKE QUOTES

“I cook with passion, and sometimes I even throw in a pinch of sarcasm.” – Anonymous

“I cook to relax, but then the dishes stress me out.” – Anonymous

“I cook because I hate doing dishes, but then I end up doing both.” – Anonymous

“I like to think of cooking as a science experiment, with tastier results.” – Anonymous

“I’m not a chef, I’m an artist, and my kitchen is my canvas.” – Anonymous

“I cook with love, and sometimes even with a little bit of spices.” – Anonymous

“I cook so I don’t have to eat fast food every day.” – Anonymous

“Cooking is my therapy, but the grocery store is my confession booth.” – Anonymous

“I don’t measure ingredients, I just add them until it tastes good.” – Anonymous

“I’m not a chef, I’m a magician, turning raw ingredients into delicious meals.” – Anonymous

“I cook with wine, but sometimes I just drink it and call it a day.” – Anonymous