FUNNY CHAI QUOTES

“Chai before anything – even before the ‘good morning’.”

“A cup of chai a day keeps the anger away.”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a cup of chai.”

“Chai is the new coffee, and I’m a trendsetter.”

“There is nothing that a good cup of chai can’t fix.”

“Chai is like a hug in a mug.”

“I take my chai with a side of sass.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with chai – I love it and it hates my waistline.”

“Chai makes everything better, especially Mondays.”

“I’m not addicted to chai, I’m just highly dependent on it.”

“Chai is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

“My blood type is chai-positive.”

“Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my chai.” QUOTES ABOUT SHOOTING STARS

“Life without chai is like a pencil without lead – pointless.”

“I drink chai because I’m adulting.”

“Chai is the glue that holds my life together.”

“I have a dream that one day chai will flow like water in the streets.”

“Tea without chai is like a hug without a squeeze.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for my next cup of chai.”

“Chai isn’t just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.”

“I don’t work for chai, chai works for me.”

“I always have time for chai – it’s like a mini-vacation.”

“Chai is the superhero of all beverages.”

“I don’t always drink chai, but when I do, I prefer it spicy.”