“I’m black and I’m proud, but my bank account doesn’t reflect my heritage.” – Unknown

“Being black is like being in a horror movie. You know the white people always die first.” – Unknown

“Black people don’t age, we just turn into vintage wine.” – Unknown

“I’m not black, I’m just covered in melanin.” – Unknown

“Black don’t crack, but it does bend and fold.” – Unknown

“Being black is like being a superhero. You have to have superpowers just to survive.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.” – Unknown

“Black women are the backbone of society. We can multitask like nobody’s business.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.” – Unknown

“I’m so black, even my shadow has a fade.” – Unknown

“Being black is constantly having to explain why you’re not a threat.” – Unknown

“I’m not angry, I’m just passionate about not being oppressed.” – Unknown

“Black history is everyday, not just in February.” – Unknown BOSS COUPLE QUOTES

“I’m not hood, I’m just good at adapting to my surroundings.” – Unknown

“I’m not a stereotype, I’m just the prototype.” – Unknown

“Being black is like being a walking stereotype, except we’re the only ones laughing.” – Unknown

“I’m not afraid of commitment, I’m just afraid of being committed to a mistake.” – Unknown

“Black people can’t have nice things, we’ll ruin them with our greatness.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same place?” – Unknown

“Being black is like being a unicorn, except we’re real and magical.” – Unknown

“I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.” – Unknown

“Black excellence is not a trend, it’s a lifestyle.” – Unknown

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.” – Unknown

“Being black is not a choice, but being fabulous definitely is.” – Unknown.