FUNNY BIRD QUOTES

“I’m so fly, I should be a pilot!” – Unknown

“I’m a bird, I can’t help my flappy ways.” – Unknown

“I’m not just any bird, I’m a Twitter superstar!” – Unknown

“Why did the bird cross the road? To get to the tweet side.” – Unknown

“I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged… and have wings.” – Unknown

“I’m a bird, I don’t need your permission to fly!” – Unknown

“Two birds in a tree, a third one joins them. They ask him, ‘Who are you?’. ‘I’m the third bird, who else?’ he replies.” – Unknown

“I’m so busy, I have a nest egg.” – Unknown

“I’m a bird, I can’t afford therapy, I just tweet instead.” – Unknown “I’m not a raven, I’m a bird of many talents.” – Unknown

“I’m like a bird, I only fly away when somebody tries to clip my wings.” – Nelly Furtado

“I’m not just any bird, I’m a boss… bird.” – Unknown

“I’m a bird, I just wing it.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT NEPOTISM

“I’m a bird, I don’t need a gym membership, I just flap my wings.” – Unknown

“I’m a bird, I don’t need a college degree, I just know how to wing it.” – Unknown

“Why did the seagull fly over the sea? Because if he flew over the bay, he would be called a bagel.” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning bird, I’m a coffee bird. Give me caffeine, and then we’ll talk.” – Unknown

“I’m not a chicken, I’m a classy bird.” – Unknown

“I’m not a parrot, but I repeat… I’m a bird.” – Unknown

“I’m a bird of prey, but I also love to party.” – Unknown

“I’m a bird, I don’t need a car to get around, I just fly.” – Unknown

“I’m not a pigeon, I’m a mystery bird.” – Unknown

“I’m not a peacock, I’m just naturally fabulous.” – Unknown

“I’m a bird, I don’t get mad, I just squawk louder.” – Unknown.