FUNNY BEATLES QUOTES

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – John Lennon

“I’m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I’ve always been a freak. So I’ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know.” – John Lennon

“I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” – John Lennon

“We were in India with the Maharishi and we got a phone call saying, ‘You’ve got to come back and do Ed Sullivan. It’s going to be great for your careers.’ So we all looked at each other and said, ‘Yeah, we’ll do it, but only if we get a Buddhist monk on the show.'” – George Harrison

“I’m the happiest person in the world when I’m playing the guitar, but I’m also a miserable person when I’m not playing the guitar.” – George Harrison

“I always wanted to be a Beatle but I become a Rolling Stone.” – Mick Jagger

“I always get freaked out watching horror movies, because I know that when the blood gets going, it’s going to look like Ringo’s drum kit.” – George Harrison

“I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want to live like one.” – John Lennon

“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.” – John Lennon

“It’s like a madness – everyone comes to see us, we’re just the Beatles, but we’re bigger than Jesus now.” – John Lennon

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.” – Paul McCartney

“We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first, rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity.” – John Lennon

“I always thought my beard would be a hit – it’s gotten me more Beatles mail than anything else.” – George Harrison FOOLISH LOVE QUOTES

“Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they’re here to stay, oh I believe in yesterday.” – Paul McCartney

“I don’t believe in killing civilians, but I don’t believe in not killing them.” – John Lennon

“I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that people think we’re the Beatles. We clearly sound like the Monkees.” – Michael Nesmith

“Son, John Lennon may have been a great musician, but he was a lousy father.” – John Lennon’s Son

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – John Lennon

“I’m an artist, and if you give me a tuba, I’ll bring you something out of it.” – John Lennon

“I’ve got to admit it’s getting better, a little better all the time.” – Paul McCartney

“I was sickened by the pressure, sickened by the coldness in the hearts of so many journalists, so much so that I was a rebel who acted out.” – John Lennon

“I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. I play baseball.” – Pete Rose

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“We’ve got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can’t just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it’s going to get on by itself. You’ve got to keep watering it. You’ve got to really look after it and nurture it.” – John Lennon