FUNNY BATH QUOTES

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I need to take a 3-hour bath.”

“Baths are like coffee for introverts.”

“I take baths just so I can feel comfortable drinking wine in the tub.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, take a bath.”

“Baths are the perfect excuse to be naked and unapologetic.”

“My favorite time to take a bath is when it’s raining outside. It’s like nature is doing the spa treatment for me.”

“I don’t always take baths, but when I do, I take them for about 3 hours.”

“When life gives you lemons, take a bath with them.”

“Baths are the ultimate hiding place for introverts.” “Some people meditate, I take baths.”

“I’m not lazy, I just take really long baths.”

“When in doubt, take a bubble bath.”

“Baths are the perfect opportunity for some quality me-time.” IN UR ARMS QUOTES

“I like my baths like I like my coffee – strong and hot.”

“I take baths to remind myself that life isn’t always about rushing and being productive.”

“Baths – because sometimes adulting is just too hard.”

“Taking a bath is like hitting the reset button on your day.”

“Baths are the perfect time to reflect on all the ways I could be a mermaid if I wanted to be.”

“I asked for a foot massage, but my bathtub only speaks the language of relaxation.”

“Taking a bath is my productive way of being unproductive.”

“Baths – where all my problems become bubbles.”

“I’m pretty sure the secret to happiness is taking a bath as often as possible.”

“There’s no such thing as a bad day when you end it with a bath.”

“I’ve never regretted taking a bath, but I’ve definitely regretted not taking one.”