FUNNY BACK PAIN QUOTES

“I have a love-hate relationship with my back. Every time I bend over, it reminds me we’re not on the best of terms.”

“My back is so sore, I’d have better luck doing the limbo under a barbed wire fence.”

“I can’t decide what’s worse, the stabbing pain in my back or the constant whining it does.”

“I told my back to stop being so selfish and share some of the pain with my left leg for a change.”

“I’m starting to think my back pain is just my spine’s way of demanding a better office chair.”

“Having back pain is like being in a bad relationship. You constantly try to fix it, but it just keeps hurting you.”

“If my back pain was a person, I’d kick them in the sacroiliac joint.”

“I say ‘ouch’ so much because of my back pain, it’s become my new catchphrase.”

“I’ve seen better days. My back has too, but it’s forgotten what they feel like.” “My back pain is like a bad ex-boyfriend. I keep trying to get rid of it, but it keeps coming back to haunt me.”

“I tried to give my back a break, but it turns out it’s already on permanent vacation.”

“I’ve never been abducted by aliens, but I imagine the pain in my back feels pretty similar.”

“I want to take my back pain out for a nice meal and a bottle of wine, but I’m pretty sure it would just ruin the evening.” 18TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“My back pain is like a reverse genie. It grants every wish I never wanted.”

“I never realized how spoiled my back was until it started throwing tantrums for attention.”

“My back pain has more personality than some of the people I’ve met in my life.”

“If I had a nickel for every time my back went out on me, I’d use the money to fund a search and rescue mission for my spine.”

“My back pain is so stubborn, I’m pretty sure it has its own zip code.”

“My back pain is like a rock band. It gets louder every time I try to turn it down.”

“The only good thing about my back pain is that it makes me appreciate every moment when I’m pain-free.”

“If I had to describe my back pain in one word, it would be ‘unforgiving.'”

“My back pain is like a clingy ex-girlfriend. It won’t let me move on with my life.”

“I’m pretty sure my back pain is trying to tell me something important, but it keeps getting lost in translation.”

“My back pain is like a bad joke. It’s not funny, but it keeps getting repeated anyway.”