FISHING QUOTES FUNNY

“Fishing is the chance to wash one’s soul with pure air, with the rush of the brook, or with the shimmer of the sun on the blue water.” – Herbert Hoover

“He who dies with the most fishing gear wins.” – Unknown

“Fishing is not a hobby, it’s an obsession.” – Unknown

“Fishing is a discipline in the equality of men, for all men are equal before fish.” – Herbert Hoover

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright

“Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.” – Herbert Hoover

“I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don’t know what’s on the other end. Your imagination is under there.” – Robert Altman

“Fishing is not about the fish, it’s the memories.” – Unknown

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.” – Unknown

“Fishing is like yoga, except instead of getting all spiritual, you just get really drunk.” – Unknown

“Fishing: The art of casting, trolling, jigging, spinning, and fly fishing all rolled into one.” – Unknown

“I have a wife who loves me, a job that pays me, and a boat that takes me fishing. Life is good.” – Unknown

“Fishing is the only sport where the equipment you use is called ‘tackle’.” – Unknown BOAT QUOTES IN HINDI

“Fishing is a way of life, not just a hobby.” – Unknown

“I love fishing for two reasons: to fish and to drink beer.” – Unknown

“If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.” – Sparse Grey Hackle

“The solution to any problem—work, love, money, whatever—is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.” – John Gierach

“Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.” – Tony Blake

“If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church.” – Tom Brokaw

“Fishing is not a matter of life and death. It’s more important than that.” – Unknown

“Fishing is just like poker, it’s all about the hand you’re dealt.” – Unknown

“Fishing is a way to hide from the world and be alone with your thoughts.” – Unknown

“Fish tremble when they hear my name.” – Unknown

“A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.” – Unknown