FATHER TED QUOTES

“That’s mad, Ted!”

“To be sure, to be sure!”

“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!”

“I hear you’re a racist now, Father?”

“These cows are small, but those are far away!”

“You wouldn’t want to be letting any sheep into that field, Father.”

“Down with this sort of thing.”

“Ah, go on, go on, go on!”

“Are you suggesting that I killed this horse, Mrs. Doyle?” “This is worse than the time we had to sit through the Eurovision Song Contest.”

“That money was just resting in my account!”

“I’m not a fascist. I’m a priest.”

“What curtains?” FEBRUARY BLESSINGS QUOTES

“I’ve had it up to here with her moaning about her fecking back.”

“The Chinese community is the largest in the world, isn’t it?”

“I think you made a lovely gesture, Ted. You gave a smile to a child.”

“I don’t believe it! It’s like the time I thought I saw Meryl Streep at Dunnes.”

“Love is a dead concept, Father.”

“I suppose I do have one weakness – cake!”

“I don’t like anything that’s too wide, it makes me look fat.”

“I’m putting all my trust in you, Mrs. Doyle. Don’t let me down.”

“You’re probably thinking I’m some kind of a eejit. Well, maybe I am. But at least I’m not a big, fat bastard.”

“That’s the second biggest turd I’ve ever seen.”

“And what do you think of that, Father Crilly?”