“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.” – Les Dawson

“Family: A group of people who annoy you the most but also love you the most.”

“A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss… That’s the trade-off. But I’ll take it all.” – Brad Pitt

“Family is just accident… They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.” – Marsha Norman

“Family is supposed to be our safe haven. Very often, it’s the place where we find the deepest heartache.” – Iyanla Vanzant

“It’s sad when family members become strangers, but it’s even worse when strangers become family members.” – Anthony Liccione

“In every family there are a few missing stairs.” – Alexandra Penney

“Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you family.” – Unknown

“Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.” – Unknown “Family isn’t always about blood. It’s about who is willing to hold your hand when you need it the most.” – Unknown

“Family is like a bowl of spaghetti. You’re all tangled up, but you can’t be too far away from each other.” – Unknown

“Family is everything until they get on your nerves.” – Unknown

“Family: Where life begins and love never ends.” – Unknown MEN THAT LIE QUOTES

“The best thing about having a family is that you can always count on them to disappoint you.” – Mrs. Betty Bowers

“Family, where life begins and love never ends… unless you talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner.” – Unknown

“A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.” – Mary Karr

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right – said every family member ever.” – Unknown

“People change, but family is forever… unless they owe you money.” – Unknown

“Family is like a book. Some chapters are sad, some are happy, and some are exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.” – Unknown

“Family gatherings are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Unknown

“As families go, ours is a bit unusual. One for all and all for one… We go to the mattresses.” – Mario Puzo

“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” – Michael J. Fox

“The only way to survive a dysfunctional family is to cut ties and never look back… said no one who ever wanted a present on their birthday.” – Unknown

“The greatest gift of life is family, but also the biggest curse… they know all your secrets.” – Unknown