“I’m not scared, I’m just… experiencing an involuntary adrenaline response.”

“This place is weird and I don’t like it. I mean, I like some of it, but I’m gonna pretend I don’t because it’s too weird.”

“Life is like a game of chess, sometimes you gotta make the tough moves.”

“Why do dads always have to be so dad-like?”

“I do not have a crush on Wendy! She’s just… cool, okay? And also, whatever. I don’t even care.”

“I could never leave Mabel, she’s like… my sister or something.”

“I am the one who pranks!”

“My name is Dipper, but you can call me the man who defeated the terrible deer monster.”

“A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”

“We may be small, but we’ve got giant hearts.”

“Just because something’s weird, doesn’t mean it’s not awesome.”

“In the face of danger, we’ll always stand united.”

“Sometimes, the best way to solve a problem is to stop talking about it for a while.” THE STUFF OF LIFE QUOTE

“I don’t know what’s weirder, the fact that a unicorn exists or that it’s been eating people.”

“I may not be a hero, but I’ll always try to do the right thing.”

“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I’m gonna miss this place.”

“Never underestimate the power of a dedicated group of weirdos.”

“I’m not afraid of anything… except maybe spiders.”

“Being a twin is like having a permanent best friend.”

“I guess sometimes you have to let go of the things you love. Even if it hurts.”

“The unknown is scary, but that’s what makes life so exciting.”

“We’re not just solving mysteries, we’re making memories.”

“The only way to truly know someone is to face your fears together.”

“There’s no such thing as normal, and that’s perfectly okay.”