DAVID LEE ROTH QUOTES

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.”

“I don’t drink anymore, I don’t smoke anymore, I don’t party anymore. But I still like to have fun.”

“I’m not conceited, I’m convinced.”

“Women are like a fine wine. They only get better with age.”

“I don’t know what I wanted to do in life, but I knew I wanted to be famous.”

“I didn’t go to college, I went to Van Halen.”

“I’m living proof that you don’t need a brain to rock.”

“I never lost my sense of humor. I just gained a sense of responsibility.”

“I’m not interested in being like anyone else. I want to be the one and only.”

“I’m not the best singer in the world, but I’m one of the most entertaining.”

“The faster I go, the behinder I get.”

“I’ve got a mind like a steel sieve.” FUNNY EMINEM QUOTES

“I’m not interested in following trends, I’m interested in setting them.”

“Age can’t stop me. I’m like a fine wine, I get better with time.”

“I’m not trying to be a role model, I’m just living my life.”

“I’m like a cat, I always land on my feet.”

“I don’t have fans, I have an army.”

“I don’t need drugs to have a good time, I just need a microphone.”

“I’m an artist, not a musician.”

“The stage is the only place where I feel truly alive.”

“I’m not a legend yet, but I’m working on it.”

“I don’t do things halfway. I either go all out or not at all.”

“I don’t need fame, I need purpose.”