“I’m not addicted to drugs, I’m addicted to the lifestyle that drugs provide me.”

“I smoke so much weed, I don’t even know if I’m high anymore.”

“You don’t need drugs to have a good time, but it definitely helps.”

“I don’t do drugs, I just enjoy the feeling of not being sober.”

“Drugs may have ruined my life, but they also made it more interesting.”

“I’m not a drug addict, I’m a drug enthusiast.”

“Life is too short to not get high.”

“I’m not addicted to crack, crack is addicted to me.”

“The only way to get through life is to be high all the time.” “If you’re not getting high, you’re doing it wrong.”

“I don’t have a drug problem, I have a problem with reality.”

“Drugs may be bad for you, but they’re great for your soul.”

“I’m addicted to the rush of getting high.” AFSCHEID QUOTES COLLEGA

“Life is just one big drug trip, and I’m here for the ride.”

“A joint a day keeps the problems away.”

“Drugs are like a warm blanket that wrap around me and protect me from the world.”

“I’ve tried to quit drugs, but they won’t let me go.”

“Drugs may ruin your life, but they also make it a lot more fun.”

“I don’t do drugs to escape reality, I do drugs to make reality more interesting.”

“I don’t care if drugs kill me, at least I’ll die happy.”

“The only thing better than one drug is multiple drugs.”

“Just because I’m high doesn’t mean I’m not functional.”

“I’m not an addict, I’m a connoisseur.”

“I may be a crackhead, but at least I’m not running for president.”