CLIFF CLAVIN QUOTES

“You know what the problem is with being a genius? Everyone expects you to know everything.”

“It’s a little known fact that the smell of freshly cut grass can actually alter a man’s consciousness.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.”

“It’s a little known fact that early in his career, Shakespeare was a professional wrestler.”

“The key to successful dating is never taking the same woman out twice. Just like sampling ice cream flavors.”

“You know what they say, if at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.”

“It’s a little known fact that the French language sounds 10% more romantic when spoken by someone with a Boston accent.”

“You can’t argue with facts, but you can make up your own.”

“You know what they say, the only difference between a rut and a groove is the depth.”

“It’s a little known fact that Vikings actually invented the high-five.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, try reading the instructions.”

“It’s a little known fact that stamps with upside-down airplanes are worth twice as much as regular ones.”

“You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” PIGGY QUOTES

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is probably not for you.”

“It’s a little known fact that escalators don’t break down, they just temporarily become stairs.”

“You know what they say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. But if it is broke, take the opportunity to try something new.”

“It’s a little known fact that the best way to cure a hangover is to chug a glass of olive oil and then chase it with a raw egg.”

“You know what they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. But why bother making an omelette when you could just eat the eggs raw?”

“It’s a little known fact that the word ‘nerd’ originally meant someone who was good with a sword.”

“You know what they say, there’s no such thing as a free lunch. But there is such a thing as a paid dinner.”

“It’s a little known fact that the human body is made up of 60% water, and 40% questionable life choices.”

“You know what they say, time flies when you’re having fun. But it also flies when you’re sitting in traffic or waiting in line at the DMV.”

“It’s a little known fact that the best way to solve a problem is to distract yourself with another problem.”

“You know what they say, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. Unless you have a really good sales pitch.”