“I don’t know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I’ve ever seen.”

“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty hot in these sandals.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“I’m living on the edge. The edge of the bed, that is.”

“I may be slow, but at least I’m not extinct!”

“I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.”

“Do I smell like a meal to you? Because I smell like a meal to me.”

“I’m a genius, just like the way I think up all these ways to nap.”

“Oh great, I’m hallucinating again.”

“I’m not scared, I’m just cautious.”

“I’m the only one who’s not really into this walking thing.”

“Can somebody please turn down the sun?”

“I’m not the biggest or the strongest, but I’m definitely the smartest.” BEAT THE HEAT QUOTES

“I don’t know about you guys, but I love cold weather. It’s just so…invigorating.”

“I don’t mean to brag, but I have a Ph.D. in napology.”

“I wish dinosaurs would have gone extinct later, so we could have met.”

“I’m not lost, I just misplaced myself.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just experiencing gravity differently.”

“I’m not afraid of the dark, I’m just afraid of what’s hiding in it.”

“I’m not a morning sloth, I’m a night owl sloth.”

“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my sleep.”

“I’m not antisocial, I just prefer my own company.”

“I’m not grumpy, I’m just selectively social.”

“I’m not slow, I’m taking in the world around me at my own pace.”