“Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.” – Lisa Vanderpump

“Don’t come for me unless I send for you.” – NeNe Leakes

“I’m not really into drama, but I am into busine$$.” – Dorit Kemsley

“I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.” – Lisa Vanderpump

“When you’re a queen, you have to show them who’s boss.” – Erika Jayne

“The only thing I’m guilty of is being fabulous.” – Kimora Lee Simmons (guest star)

“You’re not important enough to hate. Sit down.” – Kyle Richards

“I don’t believe in fake anything. Fake hair, fake nails, fake conversations, fake friendships. I’m too old for that.” – Lisa Vanderpump

“When you’re rich, you don’t cry over spilled milk. You go buy a new cow.” – Dorit Kemsley

“I may be getting older, but my diamonds are getting bigger.” – Lisa Rinna

“I have expensive taste and a slipper budget.” – Sutton Stracke (new cast member)

“I’m not just a housewife, I’m a businesswoman.” – Kyle Richards

“I’m not a model, but I can make an outfit look good.” – Erika Jayne BILLY ELLIOT QUOTES

“I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a working wife.” – Denise Richards (former cast member)

“I’m not a bitch, I just have a low tolerance for bullshit.” – Lisa Vanderpump

“I don’t have any skeletons in my closet. They’re all out in the open, wearing Louboutins.” – Lisa Rinna

“You don’t have to be rich to be fabulous.” – Kim Richards (former cast member)

“I’m not a smoker, but I’m all about blowing smoke up someone’s ass.” – Erika Jayne

“Honey, I’m no one’s pawn. I’m the queen of my own game.” – Garcelle Beauvais (new cast member)

“I don’t have time for drama, I have a career to maintain.” – Kyle Richards

“You can never be too rich, too thin or have too many diamonds.” – Lisa Vanderpump

“I’m not arguing, I’m just stating facts.” – Teddi Mellencamp (former cast member)

“I’m not offended by dumb blond jokes because I know I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blond.” – Lisa Vanderpump

“If you want to be my friend, you have to be real. Otherwise, you can just be my fan.” – Erika Jayne.