“I myself am strange and unusual.”

“It’s showtime!”

“What I cannot possess, I destroy.”

“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.”

“You can’t keep a good ghost down!”

“These humans can be so vulgar.”


“You’re working with a professional here!”

“Never trust the living.”

“You’re such a numbskull.”

“Be careful what you wish for.”

“I’m feeling a little homesick for the afterlife.”

“Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!” LION IN WINTER QUOTES

“I’m not sick, I’m just dead.”

“I’m the bio-exorcist around these parts, let’s get this show on the road!”

“I have seen the exorcism of Emily Rose, and it was a scream!”

“Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”

“Attention K-Mart shoppers!”

“You know, I have never been to Saturn, but I hear the rings are just fabulous!”

“Step right up and meet the ghost with the most!”

“I’m not afraid of the living, I’m afraid of the dead!”

“My dear, it’s show business, not show friendship.”

“I’m just misunderstood!”

“I’ll rip your liver out and feed it to the dog if you don’t watch it.”