“Your opinion is as valuable as the dirt under my shoe.”

“I’m sorry, are you still talking?”

“I think I left my give-a-damn at home today, sorry.”

“I’d rather be honest than pretend to care.”

“If you’re looking for sympathy, you won’t find it here.”

“Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.”

“We’re not all born with the gift of intelligence, but some of us were clearly left out of the queue.”

“I’m not arguing with you, I’m just correcting your incorrect statement.”

“If you were any more unpleasant, you’d be a Monday morning.” “The sound of your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.”

“I’m not sure what your problem is, but I’m fairly certain it’s not my responsibility.”

“I don’t have time for nonsense.”

“If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.” DAMAGED QUOTES

“Some people are like clouds – when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”

“Why don’t you go take a long walk off a short pier?”

“My apologies for my bluntness, but I find it difficult to sugarcoat stupidity.”

“I’m not mean, I’m just honest.”

“I have better things to do than listen to you complain.”

“You’re not even worth the negative energy it takes to dislike you.”

“I’m pretty sure my IQ just dropped from this conversation.”

“You’re like a mosquito – annoying and impossible to get rid of.”

“I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.”

“I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

“To put it politely, you’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”