BATHING QUOTES FUNNY

“I’ll never look at a rubber duck the same way again.”

“Bathtub full of bubbles, glass of wine in hand, and not a single care in the world. Ah, the joys of being single.”

“Why take a bath when you can just sweat out all your problems in a sauna?”

“When in doubt, add more bubbles.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy by taking a bath.”

“I never feel more classy than when I’m drinking a beer in the bathtub.”

“Sometimes I wonder if I’m taking a bath or drowning.”

“Who needs a therapist when you have a bathtub and some candles?”

“If my bathtub could talk, it would probably have a lot of complaints about my singing.”

“I had a lot of deep thoughts in the bathtub. Most of them were about how much I wanted a snack.”

“You can’t solve your problems in the shower, but you can sure temporarily forget about them.”

“I don’t always take baths, but when I do, I make sure to bring my phone so I can scroll through social media for an hour.”

“The only thing better than a warm bath is a warm bath with a good book.” CUTE FUNNY QUOTES IN HINDI

“Taking a bath always makes me feel like a new person. A squeaky-clean, prune-fingered person.”

“I never trust a man who takes a bubble bath.”

“I’m pretty sure the only reason I even have a bathtub is to store all my laundry.”

“You know you’ve reached peak self-care when you start taking lavender-scented baths.”

“Taking a bath is like a mini-vacation, except you don’t have to pack a suitcase or go anywhere.”

“I used to think bubble baths were just for kids… and then I tried one as an adult and never looked back.”

“Nothing beats a relaxing bath… except maybe a full-body massage. But those are way more expensive.”

“Warning: do not attempt to eat a pizza while taking a bath. Waterlogged pizza is not a good look.”

“I don’t know what’s better: the actual bath or the feeling of triumph after finally cleaning the tub.”

“My therapist says I need to practice more self-care. I’m pretty sure this counts as self-care.”

“I don’t always take baths, but when I do, I make sure to come out looking like a wrinkly old raisin.”