ATM FUNNY QUOTES

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“I’m not sure if I’m sarcastic or if I’m just an a**hole.”

“I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to charge my camera.”

“I have a degree in sarcasm, so you better watch out.”

“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my undeniably correct opinion.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to convince you that I’m always right.” “I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”

“I’m not great at the advice, can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?”

“Sugar and spice? My ass, I’m made of caffeine and sarcasm.” SHANE WARNE QUOTE

“I’m not arguing with you, I’m just explaining why you’re wrong.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong.”

“I’m not actually funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-size.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just proving my point.”

“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.”

“You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my opinion in a voice louder than yours.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re confused.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to educate the unenlightened.”